Eddie: If the movie made any kind of business in America, Hollywood would remake it and it wouldn't be anything like the original. It would be a Room with a View of HELL! Staircase of SATAN! Pond of DEATH! "What are ya doin' with the fin' matches! Always in here with the fin' matches!" "Hey, shut up! Hey, you f* my wife? You f* my wife? You f*** my wife?" "I am your wife." "Don't matter! Don't matter! You f* my wife?" "Yes, I fed your wife. I am your wife and I fed her" "Ahhhh... Oh no! Space Monkeys are attacking!" That's a part that wasn't in the original. Eddie: "Jeanne, I love you, even though you f*ed my wife." BWOOOOSH!

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A John Wayne in "The Searchers"

B Samuel Johnson

C Queen Elizabeth II

D Roy Rogers