Russell 'Sad Sack' Terziak: I'm just lettin' the guys have the day off, you know, so they can visit their families, since I'm all alone this year. Tommy: (to Leo) This is the saddest sack in the universe. Russell 'Sad Sack' Terziak: Yeah, I don't have anybody anymore, my brother and sister got canned and they left town, and then my parents went and died on me. Claudia 'Clyde' Larson: I'm so sorry. I had no idea. Russell 'Sad Sack' Terziak: Yeah, well, you know - it was a car wreck, last summer, drunk driver, cut right across the, uh what was it, you know -- meridian, pow - pow! Head on.

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A "Papa, can you hear me?"

B "Hello, Dolly!"

C "Hi, I am here!"

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