Liz Lemon: What's with the cookie jar?Jack: I collect them.Liz Lemon: Really, is that some kind of unresolved childhood thing?Jack: Nice try. Eh, we never had any cookiejars in my home because my mother never baked a silly cookies 'cause she never felt we deserved any cookies so obviously it has nothing to do with my childhood.Liz Lemon: But that cookie jar says 'mom' on it.Jack: Er, I don't think so. I've always viewed it as an upside down 'wow'.

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A "Hi, I am here!"

B "Hello gorgeous!"

C "Papa, can you hear me?"

D "Hello, Dolly!"