Complaint Department Lady: Complaint Department.Megan Marples: Hello, my name is Megan Marples, that is. And this is my dog, Sniffles.Complaint Department Lady: Is that your complaint?Megan Marples: Why, no it is not! You see, I bought this hat and it has a hole in it. Observe the whole.Complaint Department Lady: [grabbing dog] Well, this is the weirdest hat I've ever seen.Megan Marples: No, no, no, no. That is my dog. This is my hat.Complaint Department Lady: [placing dog on head] How's it look?Megan Marples: Well, it looks like you have my dog on your head.Complaint Department Lady: I feel pretty.Megan Marples: Okay, as I was saying. This hat has a hole in it.Complaint Department Lady: ...Whatcha doin'?Megan Marples: Complaining.Complaint Department Lady: May I hear your complaint?Megan Marples: Well, I sure as heck hope so! This hat has an unwanted hole in it!Complaint Department Lady: [opening dog's mouth] Well, you're right. There's a hole right here! This hat is defective.[throws dog down defective shoot]Megan Marples: No, that's my dog!Complaint Department Lady: [grabbing hat] Oh, and what a cute dog it is! Who's a cutie? Who's a cute little...[checks under the hat]Complaint Department Lady: boy? You are!Megan Marples: You are loony![walks off]Complaint Department Lady: Sir, you forgot your dog!
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