Glass-Bottom Boat Captain: Hi. This is your captain speaking. Welcome to the glass-bottom boat ride at the world famous Trenton Tar Pits. I just want to let you know I'm a convicted sex offender.Glass-Bottom Boat Captain: Oh-no, ladies and gentlemen, now we're being attacked. Look to your left over the Tarboard side. Giant microscopic Tar Monsters.Frylock: There ain't nothin' over here but tar and a condom wrapper. This is gross.[after faking fighting off Tar-Monsters]Glass-Bottom Boat Captain: OK, I'm back, and we're safe, ladies and gentlemen. They won't be bothering us any more. I chased them off with my nudity.[pause]Glass-Bottom Boat Captain: Does that arouse anyone down there?Meatwad: What does that mean?Frylock: It means we're gonna get off this boat right now.Meatwad: Hey, how do I know if I'm aroused?Glass-Bottom Boat Captain: OK, and we've docked, and I feel a little sexy. Who down there wants to meet the captain and feel sexy with him?
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