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Lana Kane: Screw you Archer! Sullen wench?Sterling Archer: Come on Lana, relax. I had to make it look good!Lana Kane: You had to make it look good?Sterling Archer: And also annoy you.Lana Kane: Walther PPK. Chamber 32 ACP. What's the capacity?Sterling Archer: 8 rounds?Lana Kane: Plus one in the chamber for a total of nine.Sterling Archer: OK thanks Rain Man, your point?Lana Kane: Malory's clip was empty but she claims she only fired three rounds.Sterling Archer: Whoa, wait a minute, you're saying mother lured Mascalzone up to her apartment, squeezed him into a six foot man rubber, calls us, then pulls a gun on him? That would be a crock of shit because that would mean she called the cops on herself.Lana Kane: Knowing they would not come back after they searched the apartment which was full of people and spotless.Sterling Archer: Oh my god! Do the math Rain Man! The wall was shot three times, and Mascalzone was shot five. For a total of - wait for it - 8.Lana Kane: Plus the one in her arm.Sterling Archer: [laughs] So wait a minute? Mother shot herself? Oh my god! Which would mean that mother has been banging this guy once a week for the last 35 years and the whole time she's been holding a grudge! Holy shit - she killed him.Lana Kane: And got us to dispose of the body.Sterling Archer: But why?Lana Kane: Who knows? It's Malory. You really want to know why she killed a guy?Malory Archer: [flashback - Malory removes her trenchcoat] Honey, you still got it!Sterling Archer: So much of this I never want to know the answer to. By the way do you want to go for a slice? [thinks about it] God what is with me and Italian lately?

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