Eddie: [to Richie] How's your sausage?Richie: [looking surprised] 's A bit personal, isn't it? Oh, I see, you mean my *sausage*! [points at frying pan]Eddie: Yes?Richie: You're asking me about my sausage?Eddie: Sausage, yes?Richie: Not my penis?Eddie: [astonished] No!Richie: Oh, thank heavens for that! Well, what can I tell you, Eddie, it's an absolute disaster! I just can't get the hang of this cooking lark! I mean, you put the sausage in the pan, you set it on fire, and what happens? It gets incinerated!Eddie: Well, maybe we should eat our flakes?[Richie looks disgusted][Eddie holds up a box of cornflakes]Richie: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I see what you mean, yes! I think I'm getting "double entendre disease"!Eddie: Can I drink your juice?Richie: [looking revolted, then realizing] Oh! Oh, yes! Yes, of course, go ahead! I think I'm going mad this morning![knocking on the front door]Eddie: Someone's giving our knocker a damn good banging! I'd better go see who it is!Richie: Righty 'o! I'll grab a hold of my sausage and give it a good seeing-to!
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