Lt. Columbo: Dr. Keppel?Dr. Bart Keppel: [growns] Ohh... Lieutenant, what is it?Lt. Columbo: May I speak to you privately?Dr. Bart Keppel: [sighs; to his narrator] Charles, why don't you watch the film. We'll talk afterwards.Dr. Bart Keppel: [to the projectionist] Go ahead and run.Dr. Bart Keppel: [finally to the lieutenant] Columbo, what do you want?Lt. Columbo: I'm sorry to disturb you, Doctor. I have sad news. Mr. White, your projectionist, he was just shot.Dr. Bart Keppel: Is it... bad?Lt. Columbo: Dead, sir.Dr. Bart Keppel: Uhhhh... I would be very interested to know if there is any connection between that and the Norris murder. Would you keep me informed?Lt. Columbo: You know, Doctor, I'm going over there now, and I was wondering, uhh...Dr. Bart Keppel: You were wondering if I would go with you... to the scene of the crime?Lt. Columbo: How d'you know that?Dr. Bart Keppel: Oh... Lieutenant, I know where you're coming from, and I know where you're going, and it isn't very difficult to figure you out.Lt. Columbo: I don't understand.Dr. Bart Keppel: Well, for some reason, you have come up with the remarkable notion that I am guilty of Vic Norris' murder. Never mind that I have no motive, or that I scarcely knew the man, or that he was my best... client. Your innuendos keep clumping through our conversations like hobnailed boots, and if I didn't find you a... an extraordinarily... amusing fellow, I might even be offended.Lt. Columbo: Doc, if I'd have known I was making that kind of impression, I would have left and never come back. The fact of the matter is, I knew White worked for ya, and I thought you might wanna come. And I thought you might be able to help. Honest. I think you'd be a great detective.Dr. Bart Keppel: All right, Lieutenant... I'll play.
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