Britta Perry: [pretending to be Jeff's estranged father] Hi. I'm Jeff's dad. Hi.Jeff Winger: [pretending to be Britta's dad] Oh, hi Jeff's dad. I'm Britta's dad.Britta Perry: What? why?Jeff Winger: I don't know. Got drunk, didn't have a condom, and her mom gets freaky when she hears Oingo Boingo.Britta Perry: Oh, God, I wish I could relate, but much like my son I'm a closet homosexual.Jeff Winger: Don't apologize for that. You're talking to the guy that banged Britta's mom. I have NO standards!Britta Perry: Well, what do you say we take a tumble? I'll put on a wig.Jeff Winger: That's it, you're under arrest; I'm an undercover cop.Britta Perry: It's not illegal to be gay.Jeff Winger: It is here in Iran.Britta Perry: Not if we're in the Green Zone.Jeff Winger: That's Iraq, stupid.Britta Perry: Well, what do I know? I'm Jeff Winger's dumb, gay dad!
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