Abed Nadir: Rachel and I have been dating for the equivalent of a year.Annie Edison: Oh, really? 'Cause I feel like I've been hearing about that for two years. You can't just microwave a relationship like it's a bean burrito!Abed Nadir: Annie...Annie Edison: [interrupting] I ain't livin' with your month-long girlfriend, brah.Abed Nadir: Well, I ain't livin' with your wack-ass, don't-know-whether-to-keep-cutting-carrots-or-ask-if-he-can-take-a-poop brother!

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