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Wizard: To the uneducated nerd, Wonder Woman may seem a cheap clone of Superman.Boomstick: With superboobies!Wizard: But in reality, she's a whole different story. Created from earth, born by gods, trained by ancient warriors...Boomstick: Maker of Wonder Bread! Designer of the Wonderbra!Wizard: Boomstick, that's not true!Boomstick: See, I can do it too, Wiz!Wizard: Wonder Woman is the incredibly powerful and near invincible ambassador of Themyscira, and self-appointed protector of the Earth.Boomstick: And she dresses like a stripper. A patriotic stripper!Wizard: Diana Prince has been trained by the Amazons as a master combatant since childhood. She dueled the best of the best for the right to be crowned Wonder Woman. Her unearthly powers are divine, granted by ancient Greek gods and goddesses. From Demeter, she received superhuman strength and durability.Boomstick: And you know that bitch mailman god with the wingy shoes?Wizard: Hermes?Boomstick: Whatever... he gave Wonder Woman the ability to fly and move at hypersonic speed.Wizard: She was given numerous other powers from enhanced senses, animal rapport, and blessings of wisdom and empathy.Boomstick: Aside from the obvious cannons rested right below her neck, she's got a pretty bizarre mix of weaponry. Her Lasso of Truth is a piece of unbreakable string that, well, makes you tell the truth.Hippolyta: What other depraved thoughts must you be thinking?Steve Trevor: God, your daughter's got a nice rack.Boomstick: Hell yeah, she does!Wizard: She uses her tiara as a long range throwing weapon, using its razor sharp edge to slice open her enemies' throat.Boomstick: Wonder Babe here uses the Bracelets of Submission, indestructible steel gauntlets forged from the remains of Zeus' legendary Aegis. These babies can block all sorts of attacks.Wizard: She has persevered throughout the years, fighting a huge variety of foes, even killing the Greek God of War, Ares.Boomstick: Hear that, Kratos? A chick beat you to it!

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