Miss Piggy: I wish I could be Cinderella. [Gonzo suddenly appears, dressed as a fairy]The Great Gonzo: Whoa! Sorry, landings aren't my specialty.Miss Piggy: Who are you?The Great Gonzo: Why, I am your fairy god... er, thing, and I am here to grant you three wishes. [Miss Piggy gasps; to camera] I hope you people are getting the "Pigarella" story structure here.Miss Piggy: Oh, Fairy God... er, thing, I want to be Cinderella and be admired for my great beauty.The Great Gonzo: Are you serious? Don't you know you're a pig?Miss Piggy: [offended] Hey! Listen, buzzard beak!The Great Gonzo: Leave my nose out of this!Miss Piggy: Oh, I wish your nose would just blow up! [suddenly, Gonzo's long nose explodes]The Great Gonzo: Wow, look what you did!Miss Piggy: Oh, I'm so sorry! I wish I haven't had said that! [suddenly, Gonzo's nose is back to normal]The Great Gonzo: Aw, gee, I kinda liked my nose like that. Well, you have one more wish left. Why don't you wish my other nose back? I think it gave me class.Miss Piggy: Oh, I wish you'd be more serious! [suddenly, Gonzo's fairy costume turns into that of a businessman]The Great Gonzo: That was your third wish. Here is your receipt. Goodbye!Miss Piggy: [grabbing Gonzo by the neck] Hold it, beaky-brain! You are going to get me one more wish so I can Cinderella! Comprende?The Great Gonzo: [gasping for breath] I can't give you any more wishes! It's the rule! Besides, you broke my wand.Miss Piggy: All right! We'll do this my way, but you are going to help! Come on!
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