Bart: [learning to read, so going very slow] in... the... days... of... the... pioneers... the ma, ma, Mississippi, was... trav... eled... on by many steam, steam, steambaths!Leo Kohlmeyer: Steamboats for crying out loud!Bart: Oh yeah, steamboats! Thanks! Wait, who said that? [looks around, then back to the cat] . Mr. Leo?Leo Kohlmeyer: Yes, yes. In the days of the pioneers the Mississippi was traveled on by many steamBOATS!Bart: You can read!Leo Kohlmeyer: Of course I can read! And you could too, if you would only pay attention and learn to concentrate better!Bart: You can talk, but ah...!Leo Kohlmeyer: [interrupts] That's right! And I can see, and hear, and taste, and touch. Just like you! Correct that, better than you! Now bring that book over to the table before you drive me bananas!Bart: [Bart picks up the book and follows Leo]Leo Kohlmeyer: Now, sit down. We're going to go over a few simple, easy steps that will help you. Number 1. Put the book on the table, and sit facing it.Bart: [Bart is wriggling in his chair trying to get comfortable]Leo Kohlmeyer: Hey. Number 2. Stop wriggling around. [Bart sits still] . Number 3. Start off with a few words, read them slowly and sound them out, then move on.Bart: But that's so slow!Leo Kohlmeyer: Trust me, kid. If you practice, it will get faster. And Number 4. If you're stumped, ask for help. You must have known steambaths was the wrong word.Bart: Yeah, but sometimes these books are so weird, you can't even tell!Leo Kohlmeyer: Ask anyway.Bart: OK, should I start over?Leo Kohlmeyer: Yes. But later. Right now, you and I need to discuss something that we need to fix, right away! [Leo jumps off the table]
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