[first lines]Gary: Hi.Yvonne: Hi.Gary: I thought I'd do kidneys for supper.Yvonne: What? Why?Gary: Oh, I don't know. I just saw these lamb kidneys in the butcher's windows and a little voice in my head went "yum".Yvonne: Well, a little voice in my stomach just went "yuck". You know I don't like kidneys.Gary: I didn't know you don't like kidneys. We've never had kidneys.Yvonne: Yes, that's why.Gary: If I knew you didn't like kidneys, would I have bought kidneys?Yvonne: You know you might unconsciously be punishing me.Gary: For what?Yvonne: For making you do the cooking.Gary: You don't make me do the cooking; I like doing the cooking. It was my suggestion, if you recall, that we share that particular chore.Yvonne: Perhaps, but subliminally your male ego was feeling threatened, and so you offer me this extraordinarily symbolic meal to say: "Look, you are unmanning me."Gary: You been sunbathing without a hat again? What do you mean, symbolic?Yvonne: Well, kidneys look like testicles, right? And you offer them to me on a plate, metaphorically saying: "Here is my manhood. Now are you satisfied?"Gary: [pause] How about a cheese omelette?
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