[Alan is having a disturbing of dream of himself as a male stripper, dancing in front of Tony Hayers]Alan Partridge: Would you like me to lap dance for you?[Tony offers a bank note]Alan Partridge: [Dismissively] Uh-uh. I want a second series.

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C The Vampire Diaries

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