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B.J.: Okay, it's your turn. Tell me a fantasy.Hawkeye: Picture, if you will, a crisp winter afternoon. You by a crackling fire in a smoking jacket.B.J.: Mmm. What color?Hawkeye: Red... with blue satin lapels. And a zipper down the back.B.J.: What for?Hawkeye: You'll see. There's a light tapping at the door. "Who's there?" you say, checking your zipper. You saunter to the door, straightening your ascot... and casually slide back the bolt.B.J.: Come on! Who is it?Hawkeye: Lana Turner.B.J.: Wearing?Hawkeye: An angora sweater... with a zipper down the back.B.J.: What for?Hawkeye: You'll see.B.J.: Go on.Hawkeye: She throws her arms around you. But you push her away!B.J.: I push her away? For what?Hawkeye: Your smoking jacket is covered with angora lint. In a fit of pique, she leaves.B.J.: That's it? The end?Hawkeye: That's it.B.J.: But what about the zippers down the back?Hawkeye: They didn't catch on.B.J.: Oh, I don't believe it! I had Lana Turner in a fantasy with a sweater with a zipper down the back and I let her get away?Hawkeye: You always were short on zip.B.J.: [whines]

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