Al Bundy: A fat woman came into the shoe store today and wanted a pair of shoes to wear to a Christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star on her butt, and go as the world's largest, ugliest Christmas tree. Then she has the nerve to get mad at me because she's fat.

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A "Hi, I am here!"

B "Papa, can you hear me?"

C "Hello gorgeous!"

D "Hello, Dolly!"