[Victor is stuck in traffic - a man leans out and talks to him]Salmon: No! Recession, what recession? Not from where I'm sitting. And I've got two salons in North London both doing serious business. The way I look at it is, well, the economy may stop growing, but your hair doesn't, know what I'm saying? So I'm now looking at options for a third outlet in Pimlico. Probably opening next summer. So you just pop along, mention my name, and get a free shampoo and set on the house. Just say you're friends with Mr. Salmon.[it is then noticed that Salmon is acually talking to two women in the car beside Victor's, but is doing so through Victors car window]Lisa: Oooh, I don't know.Carol: Sounds a bit fishy to me.Lisa: You could be anybody.Salmon: But you'll just have to trust me, won't you, my sweetheart. I'll tell you what, you can have a full perm for half price. What did you say your name was?Lisa: Lisa.Salmon: Lisa. And your friend?Carol: Carol.Salmon: Carol. You can have the full works. Cut, dyed and blow dried all at twenty percent discount. And I might even take you out for a drink afterwards; now I can't say fairer than that, can I?Lisa: How do you know I'm not a natural blonde?Salmon: Well, that's for you to prove otherwise, isn't it.Victor Meldrew: Oh, for God's sake! I think I may throw up!Salmon: Sorry, what's your problem, matey?Victor Meldrew: Why don't you just dangle your private parts out of the window?
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