[Holmes is conferring with Watson from Baker Street, via webcam]Sherlock Holmes: Now, show me the car that backfired.Dr. John Watson: It's there.Sherlock Holmes: That's the one that made the noise, yes?Dr. John Watson: Yep. If you're thinking gunshot, there wasn't one. He wasn't shot. He was killed by a single blow to the back of the head from a blunt instrument which then magically disappeared, along with the killer. It's got to be an eight, at least.DI Carter: [interjecting] You got two more minutes, then I want to know more about the driver.Sherlock Holmes: Oh, forget him, he's an idiot. Why else would he think himself a suspect?DI Carter: *I* think he's a suspect.Sherlock Holmes: Pass me over.Dr. John Watson: All right, but there's a mute button and I *will* use it.Sherlock Holmes: Okay, up a bit! I'm not talking from down here!Dr. John Watson: [to DI Carter] Okay, just take it, take it.[Carter takes the laptop]Sherlock Holmes: Having driven to an isolated location and successfully committed a crime without a single witness, why would he then call the police and consult a detective? Fair play?DI Carter: He's trying to be clever. It's overconfidence.Sherlock Holmes: [sighs] Did you see him? Morbidly obese, the undisguised halitosis of a single man living on his own, the right sleeve of an internet porn addict, and the breathing pattern of an untreated heart condition? Low self-esteem, tiny IQ, and a limited life-expectancy, and you think he's an audacious criminal mastermind?Sherlock Holmes: [looking over his shoulder at the driver, sitting behind him] Don't worry, this is just stupid.Phil: What did you say? Heart what?
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