Squidward: Years ago, at this very restaurant, the hash-slinging slasher used to be a frycook, just like you. Only clumsier! And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties, it happened...SpongeBob: He forgot the secret sauce?Squidward: No.SpongeBob: He didn't wash his hands?Squidward: No!SpongeBob: Irregular portions?Squidward: NO! He cut off his own hand! By mistake!SpongeBob: You mean like this?[At every 'this', SpongeBob removes his arm and a new one grows back]SpongeBob: Or like this? Or this? Or this? But what about this? Or this? Or this? Or this?Squidward: Except he wasn't a sponge!SpongeBob: So?Squidward: So it didn't grow back!SpongeBob: OH NO!Squidward: And he replaced his hand... with a rusty spatula. And then... he got hit by a bus! And, as funeral, they fired him! So now... every... What day is it?SpongeBob: Tuesday.Squidward: Tuesday night! His ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance!
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