Sheriff Andy Taylor: I just don't know what to do. I can't put him in jail, he keeps breakin' out. I can't make him understand he's got to leave Helen alone. I don't know what to do with him.Deputy Barney Fife: Well, you won't listen to me - you won't listen to your old dad. All I have to do is give him a couple of karate chops, flip him into a corner, and he'd get up and head back for the mountains, never to be seen again.Sheriff Andy Taylor: He'd kill you. [Barney looking annoyed]Sheriff Andy Taylor: Well, the easiest way is to satisfy him - he wants an education, we'll give him an education. We'll fix him up with a diploma and everything.Deputy Barney Fife: I still say, five minutes behind the barn!Helen Crump: He'd kill you.
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