[Howard and Bernadette are out on their first date]Howard Wolowitz: [Howard's cell phone rings with 'She Blinded Me With Science'] Damn, it's my mother.Bernadette Rostenkowski: Are you going to answer it?Howard Wolowitz: Well, I'm torn. She might be dying; you know, wouldn't want to miss that. On the other hand, if I let it go to voicemail, I could play it over and over.Bernadette Rostenkowski: I know how you feel. My mother makes me crazy.Howard Wolowitz: [laughs it off] Not as crazy as my mother makes me.Bernadette Rostenkowski: Oh, yeah? Does your mother call you every day at work to see if you've had a healthy lunch?Howard Wolowitz: My mother calls me at work to see if I had a healthy bowel movement.Bernadette Rostenkowski: Okay, well does she lay out your clothes for you in the morning, like you're nine years old?Howard Wolowitz: You live with your mother?Bernadette Rostenkowski: No. That's the sad part.Howard Wolowitz: Oh. Okay, check this out. My mother made me wear rubber gloves to kindergarten so I wouldn't pick up a disease from the other children.Bernadette Rostenkowski: That's nothing. I couldn't ride a bicycle 'cause my mother was afraid I'd hit a bump and lose my virginity.Howard Wolowitz: Oh, wow. You didn't, did you?Bernadette Rostenkowski: Not on a bicycle. In a Camry.Howard Wolowitz: Corolla! More wine?Bernadette Rostenkowski: I'd love some.Howard Wolowitz: Listen, you have to come to shabbos dinner at my house sometime.Bernadette Rostenkowski: Why?Howard Wolowitz: Well, a Catholic girl like you wearing a big cross like that might just give my mother the big brain aneurysm I've been hoping for.Bernadette Rostenkowski: Okay. But only if you come to Sunday dinner at my house wearing a yarmulke.Howard Wolowitz: It's a date. [they laugh and clink wine glasses]Penny: Am I a matchmaker or what?
This page is about the voters of this movie quote.
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe. If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Share your thoughts on this movie quote voters with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In