Will McKenzie: Look, I put a lot of effort into this! I made a really nice coq au vin...Jay Cartwright: [laughs] Cock of what?Simon Cooper: You don't help yourself, do you?Will McKenzie: [sarcastically] Oh yes, I see, 'coq' au vin, very mature! It actually means chicken in wine, doesn't it, Patrice?Patrice: [bored] Quoi?Will McKenzie: Well, it does, and it doesn't mean cock up my arse, or cock on my head, or...Simon Cooper: ...you got some cock in the back of a van...Will McKenzie: Or that I got some cock in the back of a van! Look, all I wanted was a nice, civilized and sophisticated dinner party. Just something a little different from the usual parties - maybe even the sort of party that girls are impressed by! OK, so there aren't any girls here, but why don't we at least attempt to have a sophisticated conversation? I know it's a tall order, and I'm not expecting sparkling, but let's give it a go, eh, since it is my F***ING BIRTHDAY! [everyone sits in chastened silence for a while]Neil Sutherland: How much Lego can you stick up your bum?Will McKenzie: Oh, for Christ's sake!Neil Sutherland: How much Lego can you get up your bum? Didn't you do it as a kid? Just a triangle one and a long one? Maybe a few singles?Jay Cartwright: You are grim, mate.
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