Alaskan Mom: Well, when an Eskimo gets too old or weak to contribute to society...Nostalgia Critic: You're not...Alaskan Mom: The whole family gets together and everybody walks to the ocean...Nostalgia Critic: You're really not...Alaskan Dad: And then the revered olf Eskimo is proudly placed on an ice flow and set out to sea, so he can die... with dignity.Nostalgia Critic: Yes, apparently Eskimos get in line to shove off their old farts while a ticket holder moves the line along as they say goodbye. Good f***ety God!

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A "Papa, can you hear me?"

B "Hi, I am here!"

C "Hello gorgeous!"

D "Hello, Dolly!"