[Brett's Uncle Angus has just been squashed flat by a falling courtyard door, the latest in a string of murders of Brett's relatives]Kate: Poor Uncle Angus. Meanest man I ever met. Probably worth millions.Danny Wilde: Imagine. All that money and he died flat.Lord Brett Sinclair: Well, uh, as someone once said, "To lose one relative is misfortune. To lose two is carelessness."Kate: Oscar Wilde.Lord Brett Sinclair: Thank you. But I have lost six. Which is absolute, downright negligence!

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