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Wilbur J. Cobb: [on the phone, with his chair turned away from Ren and Stimpy] Listen, I own this town! Melted from scratch out of bale wire, and blastin' caps!Stimpson J. Cat: Ah-h-h-hem!Wilbur J. Cobb: Later, babe. I got a 12 PM, I can't do lunch. [Cobb turns around to reveal he's speaking not into a phone, but into a seashell] Thursday? Yeah, yes, I'll get right under it. [Cobb sets down the seashell, and a crab craws into his ear] Well well, girlies, what can ya do for me?Stimpson J. Cat: Uh, uh, here is the cartoon movie I have brought to show you. I hope you...Wilbur J. Cobb: Ssssh! The walls have teeth. Us Italians have to stick together, ya know. Now, what is it ya have for me? [Cobb takes off his glasses, which takes his eyes with them]Stimpson J. Cat: My, my film?Wilbur J. Cobb: The film! The film, of course, the film! Have I ever told you how we made that film? We spent hundreds of millions of hours and dollars on that film, and, and it was a lot of cra, a bunch of cra, a, a whole bunch of cra, a lot of...Stimpson J. Cat: Uh, "crap"?Wilbur J. Cobb: No! Walter Lantz! No account son of a busdriver. Hahaha. Now get this... [as Cobb stands up, his arms fall off] If you want to be a genius, it's easy: All you gotta say is, "Everything stinks." Then, you're never wrong. That's how much of a genius I am! That's how I got to where I am today! [Cobb briefly flashes a G-string] Then, we got smart. We are not, will not, be the janitor of these starry-eyed amateurs. [hacks so hard, his dentures fly out of his mouth and into Ren's mouth] World War I: There I was, up to my elbows in Nazis. Now, don't get me wrong: I'll eat just about anything, just so long as it's easy to swallow. [Ren struggles and swallows the dentures] Now, to make a moving picture, ya gotta have two things: Pushers and shovers. Oh, we made mistakes, but I don't regret it, no sir. [Cobb's right ear slides off his face and onto Stimpy] Fortunately, everybody can't be a chief. The chief is not only the right-hand man, but also the left-hand man. He is the short man, he is the tall man! From one man to another, he is no man whatsoever! Ya got that, shorty? [Ren winces at Cobb's bad breath. Cobb notices Stimpy is holding his ear; Stimpy wears it as an impromptu hat and laughs nervously] Now get this: They either got it, or they don't got it. But gosh darn it, I can hold my water! Until the masses cry, "Cheat the plate!" And I say unto them, "Let the doves free!" ["Hallelujah Chorus" plays] Any questions?

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