Major French: Where is this old man that keeps you on a diet? When does he come out?Goldsmith: He never comes out. He stays in the cave.Major French: Well, I'm not surprised, Mr Goldsmith. I'm not surprised at all. You see, off Lake Erie we've got a pack of wierdies up there that bay at the moon once a week. And then around what used to be Chicago, man, we've got a real swinging cult goin' there. They've built themselves a statue made out of fissionable lead. This is their "diety". What do we have here? We have an invisible old man in a cave.

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A "Hello, Dolly!"

B "Hello gorgeous!"

C "Hi, I am here!"

D "Papa, can you hear me?"