Billy Quizboy: [as Dr. Venture makes a call] Oh, man. This is just wrong, Rusty.Dr. Venture: Did you have a date to your prom?Billy Quizboy: I was a boy genius. I was the only 12-year-old at my prom, so my date was my mother.Dr. Venture: Mine was worse. My prom date was to have been Miss Linda Lovelace.Billy Quizboy: Deep Throat Linda Lovelace?Dr. Venture: The same. She, of course, by that time was a vocal anti-pornography advocate -thanks, Dad- and sent her friend Andrea Dworkin as her proxy.Billy Quizboy: Was she hot?Dr. Venture: Google "Andrea Dworkin" on an empty stomach one day. [Into phone]Dr. Venture: Oh, hello? Yes, I'd like six of your finest whores please. Fine, escorts. Yes, I think I'll go for full service. Sure, I'll hold.Dr. Venture: [to Billy] Anyway, because my dad brought, like, ten Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders as his date, he didn't care that my date was a huge, angry, "way smarter than a 16-year-old me" woman who called me "little half man."Billy Quizboy: Better than having your mom as your date.Dr. Venture: It got worse, no shit. I ended up slow-dancing with H.E.L.P.eR. H.E.L.P.eR.
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