Teacher: Children, I'm so sorry, one of your mothers has just been killed in a car accident...who wants to guess whose mother it was for a sucker? Huh? Anyone? No? Alright I'll tell you what, whoever can guess who's mom it was correctly can have *anything* they want out of the goodie basket!Timothy: [timidly] Scott's mom?Teacher: No, it wasn't Scott's mom, but good guess though!Scotty: Phillip's mom?Teacher: No, Phillip doesn't have a mom anymore, remember? [mimes shooting herself in the head]Phillip: Timmy's mom?Teacher: No. Do you kids need a hint?Scotty, Phillip, Timothy: Yeah!Teacher: ...she'd been drinking.Scotty, Phillip, Timothy: JOEY'S MOM!![joey starts to cry]
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