Barry: My Dad wasn't around much. I had to teach myself all those things that Dads teach ya: How to ride a bike, how to shave, how to change a tire, how to masturbate.Walden Schmidt: [disgusted] What? No, Dads don't teach you how to masturbate.Barry: Glad somebody told me before I had kids.
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