Bill Engvall: My wife and I are standing in the bathroom the other night talking, and my daughter comes in and goes "hey mom, can I borrow your razor?" And I'm like, "for what?" She goes "I wanna shave my legs." And I go "why?"[pause]Bill Engvall: "Ain't nobody gonna be touching them."[laughter]Bill Engvall: Yeah, you think I'm joking. I want my daughter to have those big old monkey har legs.[laughter]Bill Engvall: You know what I'm talking about? That kind of hairy leg when they pull the socks up, the hair sticks out of the sock.
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