Britney: [ door bell rings ] Oh that's the pizza. Can you get that while I get the soda?Brad Warner: Yeah. [ opens door ]Jesse: Hey, large pepperoni, pineapple?Brad Warner: Yeah, how much?Jesse: $14.65Brad Warner: [ looks for cash in wallet ] dude, you get any action in this job?Jesse: What are you talking about?Brad Warner: You know, you ever get some ass? Like in those porn movies. Deliver a pizza to some desperate housewife. Tap that?Jesse: That never happens in real life.Brad Warner: You should try being the quarterback. [ Britney sees Jesse at the door and falls after hesitating to go into the den ] We get ass up the ass. [ Awkward silence ] I mean... well you know what I mean.Jesse: Yeah, I know what you mean.Brad Warner: All right. Here, you know what? Keep the change, dude.Jesse: [ sarcastically ] Dude, thanks.Brad Warner: That's the least I can do. Your job sucks. Loser. [ shuts the door on Jesse ]Jesse: Dick.Britney: [ whispers ] Asshole.
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