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[Jeff starts delivering a speech that becomes a montage of other "Winger Speeches" that were given in varoius locations] Jeff: Look, we've known each other for almost two years now. [In a haunted house] And yeah, in that time, I've given a lot of speeches. But they all have one thing in common: [At a drug lord's compound] They're all different. These drug runners aren't gonna execute Pierce because he's racist! [In a railway station] It's a locomotive that runs on us! [On the shore of a lake] And the only sharks in that water... [In a haunted house] Are the emotional ghosts that I like to call fear, [In the College's cafeteria] Anchovies, [On a camping trip] Fear... [In an asylum] And the dangers of ingesting mercury! Gahh! [Outside of a motel] Because the real bugs aren't the ones in those beds. [In the College's cafeteria] And there's no such things as a "free Caesar Salad"! And even if there were... [In the study room] The Cape still might find a second life on cable, and I'll tell you why: [At a drug lord's compound, in Spanish] El corazón del agua es verdad. [On the shore of a lake] That water is a lie! [In an asylum] Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions! [In the study room] So, maybe we are caught in an endless cycle of screw-ups and hurt feelings. But I choose to believe it's just the Universe's way of molding us into some kind of super-group.

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