Bambi: (cries) I'm so sad and so cute! I miss mommy!
Captain Hero: I know, broham, but I was just hunting. Ever since the prehistoric cave Jews hunted down Jesusaurses, slaughtering defenceless creatures has been our nation's pastime.
Bambi: I'm not saying you need to stop hunting…
Captain Hero: Bitchin'!
Bambi: But using assault rifles and armor-piercing bullets is just not fair.
Captain Hero: Huh?
Bambi: Just give us a fighting chance, Mr. Hero. Maybe mommy would have lived! (crying)
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