Duckman: [driving from the hospital] Cornfed... do you think I'm attractive? [Cornfed pauses]
Cornfed: ...Sorry, Duckman. I don't date people I work with.
Duckman: No spam for brains, do ya think there's anything wrong with my bill?!
Cornfed: You mean the fact that it curves to one side, the nostrils don't match, it's covered with nicotine stains, acne, scars, varicose veins, and it whistles when you chew? [he turns to Duckman for a beat] I mean, no. Nothing I can see.
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