[Peter places a device, moves the handle and AWOOGA goes the klaxon]
Peter: Uh-oh! Sounds like my cranky new neighbor just got home! I hope she doesn't come over here and give me the business! [knocks the table three times. he picks up a poorly designed puppet version of Lois in a high tone] Peetah! [normal tone, irritable] Oh, hi, Saggy Naggy. [high] Never mind with 'hi'! It sounds like someone's having fun over here! You know I don't like that! [normal, brusquely] Hey, kids, meet Saggy Naggy. Real nice lady, huh?
Kids: NOOOOO!
Peter: What can I do for ya, Saggy Naggy? [high, bawled] You can stop havin' fun! [normal, bugged] But we like fun – don't we, kids?
Kids: Yes!
Peter: [high, incredulous] Well, too bad, 'cause you're all gonna eat your vegetables, listen to long stories about my cousins, and how we fold sheets! [to Peter] And you! You're gonna help me around the house, take out the garbage and give Stewie his bottle! [cut to Stewie on the couch in sunglasses through his cellphone]
Stewie: Yeah, I heard it – he says my name on TV all the time, calm down, bitch.
Peter: [high, bawled] Make me dinner, and go rent Twilight, and do mouth stuff on me, even though it's been a day-and-a-half since I've showered, and I've used several public bathrooms in the interim! [reverts to normal voice] Sounds like this could go on for a while, kids. Hey Saggy Naggy, I'll know what'll cheer you up. Do you like pie? [high] I guess. [normal] Well, how does this taste? [hits the pie in Saggy Naggy's face, much to the applause and joy of children]
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