Ford: Quit the games, Cipher! If I'm still alive, you must want something from me.
Bill: Ah, sharp as ever, Fordsy. As you may have noticed, I've recently had a multidimensional makeover. [spins around, showing his 3D form, and rearranges Ford and the room's furniture] I control space, matter, and now that that dumb baby's out of the way, time itself! But I wasn't always this way. [clicks his fingers, making Ford and everything else fall to the floor] You think those chains are tight? [his eye shows a planet on a two-dimensional plane] Imagine living in the Second Dimension: flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. [the planet burns up and screams are heard] I liberated my dimension, Stanford, and I'm here to liberate yours. There's just one hitch. [projects an image of himself pushing against the dome around Gravity Falls in frustration] As it turns out, my weirdness can't escape the magical confines of this town. There's something keeping me in.
Ford: Incredible! Gravity Falls' Natural Law of Weirdness Magnetism - I studied this years ago!
Bill: And did you find a way to undo it?
Ford: Of course. There's a simple equation that could collapse the barrier. But I'd never tell you!
Bill: Listen, Ford - if you just tell me that equation, finally your dimension will be free. [projects an image of himself and the Henchmaniacs wreaking havoc on Earth and the universe] Anything will be possible! I'll remake a fun world, a better world! A party that never ends with a host that never dies! No more restrictions! No more laws! [shows a maniacal, galaxy-sized Ford in the centre of the Milky Way] You'd be one of us. All-powerful! Greater than anything you've imagined! And all I need is your help.
Ford: You're insane if you think I'll help you!
Bill: [laughs] I'm insane either way, brainiac! But have it your way! I'll just fish around and get that equation directly out of your mind! [prepares to enter Ford's mind]
Ford: Not so fast! You know the rules, Bill. [Bill returns to physical form] You may be able to haunt my dreams, but you can't enter my mind unless I shake your hand and let you in!
Bill: [sighs, chains Ford up] You're making this so much harder than it needs to be. Everyone has a weakness, tough guy! I'll make you talk. It's only a matter of time! [Ford screams in terror]
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