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Bill: [holding on to terrified twins and returns to the main room] All right, Ford, time's up! I've got the kids! I think I'm gonna kill one of them right now, just for the heck of it! [eye scrolls between the pine tree image from Dipper's hat and the shooting star image from Mabel's sweater] EENY... MEENY... MINEY... [eye seems to settle on Mabel after ending on the shooting star image from Mabel’s sweater] YOU!!! [raises his left hand and prepares to snap his fingers to kill Mabel once and for all until "Ford" interrupts him] Stan: [wearing Ford’s clothes and imitating Ford’s voice] Wait! I surrender. Bill: Good choice. [drops Dipper and Mabel and approaches Stan and Ford] Ford: [wearing Stan’s clothes and imitating Stan’s voice] Don’t do it Ford! It’ll destroy the universe! Stan: It’s the only way! Bill: HAHAHAHA! Oh, even when you're about to die, you Pines twins just can't get along. [drops the cage and ties up Ford] Stan: My only condition is that you let my brother and the kids go! Bill: Fine! Dipper: No! Grunkle Ford! Don’t trust him! Bill: It's a...DEAL! [Holds Stan's right hand, then enters the mental realm, petrifying his physical form. Laughs evilly and enters Stan’s mind as Stan gasps in horror] Bill: Oh, I'm here! I'm finally here! Look at this place - a perfect, calm, orderly void. Gotta hand it to you, Ford. You really know how to clean your mi-- [opens the door to reveal Stan sitting in a chair playing with a paddleball] Stan: [Makes a clicking sound and points a finger-gun at Bill] Bill: WHAT?! Stan: Heh-heh! Do a pretty good impression of my brother, don't I? Switch clothes and no one can tell us apart! Welcome to my mind. Surprised you didn't recognize it. [Outside of Stan's mind, Ford pulls out the memory gun and reluctantly aims it at Stan to completely erase Stan’s memories] Bill: [horrified and furious] What?! The deal's off! [furiously turns to leave, but the door slams shut and blue flames begin to fill the room] What the--?! No, no, no, NO! Stan: Oh, yeah. You're goin' down, Bill. You're getting erased. Memory gun. Pretty clever, huh? Bill: [panicked] Y-you idiot! Don't you realize you're destroying your own mind too?! Stan: [shrugging] Eh. It's not like I was using this space for much anyway. Bill: Let me outta here! Let me OUT! [desperately tries to use his powers to escape Stan’s mind, to no avail] Why isn't this working?! Stan: Hey, look at me. [angrily] Turn around and look at me, you one-eyed demon! You're a real wise-guy, but you made one fatal mistake: you messed with my family! Bill: [terrified] You're making a mistake! I'll give you anything! Money, fame, riches, infinite power, your own galaxy! PLEASE! No...! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?! [begins rapidly warping between several forms; screams distorted words that, when played in reverse, are revealed to be:] A-X-O-L-O-T-L! MY TIME HAS COME TO BURN! I INVOKE THE ANCIENT POWER THAT I MAY RETURN! STANLEEEEY...!!! [Stan punches Bill in the eye, making him dissolve into nothing with a final scream] Stan: [before being engulfed by the flames, he fondly looks at a picture of him with Dipper, Mabel and Waddles] Heh. Guess I was good for something after all.

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