Annie: I wonder where we'll find her. She's probably busting up a notorious gang or something. Pony: Or-or chasing down joyriders. Annie: [her phone rings] Hey, Clara. Clara: Hey, Annie. I'm in line for "Cop Dad". Where are you? Annie: Aw, forget "Cop Dad". You should come and see the real thing: Cop Mom! Clara: But, we've been planning for this for months. I reserved tickets. Annie: Well, cancel our tickets. Cancel everybody's tickets and bring them along. 'Cause trust me, this is going to be great. Pony: It's like the action movie without the movie. Clara: Really? Okay, we'll be right there. Annie: [hangs up her phone she finds Helen near the park and peeks around the corner] Look, there she is. [The scene transitions to her appearance with her glasses shining, the scene then zooms out and shows Helen standing near a tree with one of it's leaves falling off to the concrete sidewalk.] Helen: [Talking to the tree] No littering! Pony: This is like an action movie without the movie… or the action. [The radio bleeps in the police car nearby.] Dispatcher: Officers, 311, be advised. [Helen runs to a police car.] Annie: Oh, something's happening. Dispatcher: This is an all-points bulletin. Be on the lookout for Half-Pint Harry and Noodleneck Ned. They've escaped custody and gone on a crime spree. Helen: [Gasps] A crime spree! Are there are leads? Let's partner up and bust those bad guys. [Annie and Pony begin to get excited.] Cop: Listen, lady. The police, the real police, are on this. Don't you go messing it up. [drives off] Helen: [disappointed] Snooby real cops. Pony: I think Clara's gonna be a bit disappointed. Annie: Oh, no, you're right! Everyone's skipping the movie to come and see Cop Mom. If she doesn't do some exciting cop stuff, they'll be mad at us. We need to do something to make her look cool, like... like some kind of crime. Pony: [with a concrete brick in his hoofs] On it! Annie: [grabs Pony to prevent him from leaving] No, no, no, no. Not that. Something... something else. Pony: We could... kidnap Gerry. Annie: No, Pony. Pony: Tie Gerry to the railroad tracks? Annie: No, leave Gerry alone. Pony: We'll kidnap Heston. Annie: [angrily] Stop kidnapping people! We need something smaller, like a... [notices some cones] We could do something with those cones. Like, set them up so that they cause some trouble. [The scene cuts to the apartment where we can see George Bramley in his robe in the bathroom about to take a bath holding his pickle sandwich.] George: Ah, heaven. [the pickle in the sandwich drops on the floor again, George is about to eat it before he notices it's missing] Huh? [takes a step around and slips on the pickle] Aah! Oof! [the pickle slides into the hallway and then into the kitchen; groans] [The scene cuts back to the street Clara comes in from around the corner.] Annie: Hey, Clara. You made it. Clara: Yeah, yeah. Where is she, where's Cop Mom? Pony: On the case. (Right over there.) [The scene moves to Helen hearing a honking sound, she runs to the noise to find the cars in a traffic jam cause by some cones lying in the street. Helen runs in, she hops over a red car and grabs a cone and another one and a bunch more and sets them nearby a blue car. She then grabs a stop and go sign to direct traffic on the road. Annie, Pony and Clara notice Mr. Van Winkle reading a newspaper with him about to walk into a manhole, they all gasp. Helen notices it and uses some tape and tosses it around a cone. Mr. Van Winkle notices and drops his newspaper. Annie, Pony and Clara are all in relief.] [The scene cuts back to the apartment again. George can be seen coming into the kitchen looking for the pickle he dropped earlier.] George: Hm. Where are you, you little green–? Aah! [slips on the pickle again and it drops off the balcony; groans] (This will be a long day.)

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