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Tex: Alright, bomb, we need to talk. Andy: Heh hehhh heh heh heh, talk about what, Butch? Workin' on cars, and pickin' up chicks? Tex: Excuse me, is that any way to talk to a lady? Andy: A lady? Who're you kiddin'? I bet you got more balls than a roman candle. Tex: (sighing) I knew this was a bad idea. Andy: Hey, Tex, why you got black armor? Couldn't find any in flannel? Tex: Listen jackass— Andy: (laughing hysterically) Flannel! Tex: I put you together, I can take you apart. Andy: (stops laughing) Hey...whaddaya mean? Tex: Bombs come with remote detonators, dumbass. And any time I want, I can just hit a button and you're just a memory. A very annoying, very insulting memory, but nonetheless a memory. Andy: I think you're bluffin'. (under breath) ...Dyke. Tex: Okay, strike two. Andy: Alright. Whaddaya want? Tex: Well, when I built you, I used parts from an old protocol robot. Andy: Yeah sure, and you also used parts from some of your more personal devices. Tex: Whoa—okay. Can you use those protocol parts and translate what this alien thing is saying? Andy: Of course! But what's in it for me? Tex: Let's put it this way: you don't push my buttons, and I don't push yours. Andy: Alright, fine. But I'm not translating any of that touchy-feely crap! Tex: Deal. Come on. [She starts to walk off.] Well, are you coming? Andy: What am I gonna do, roll there? Pick me up, ya dumb bitch! Tex: (exasperatedly) Great, I can tell this is starting off well. Andy: Hey, Tex. I bet you haven't had your hands on a ball this big since your morning scratch! Ahahahahaheh, ahehahe- [Tex drops Andy with a resounding thud that shakes the screen.] Hey...aw, come on, Tex, baby, where ya goin'? It's just a joke between the two of us guys, come on! Laugh it off big guy, laugh it off! Haha, hey Tex, when you walk away I can see where ya tucked it! Haha!

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