Drug dealer: [giving Mario a Magic Mushroom] This is some really good [bleep], man.
[Mario eats the mushroom and gets high to heal his wounded shoulder. As his pupils expand, his wanted level is now up to 4]
Mario: Ah-ha-hi! Oo-hoo! Wow! I feel-a really good! Look at the pretty colors. Ha-hi! Hoo-hoo! Hee-hee!
[Police sirens. The Drug dealer and Prostitute flee from the scene]
Luigi: Oh, Jesus! It's-a the fuzz!
Mario: [thinks he see coins on the road] Ah-ha-ha! I-a feel so funny! Look, there's-a coins everywhere! Ha-ha! I'm-a rich!
Luigi: Mario, no!
[The coins are actually pedestrians as Mario hits them with the car, causing his wanted level to rise to 5, its limit]
Luigi: I think I should-a drive!
[They crash and fly out of the car]
Officer 1: Freeze! Put your hands in the air!
[Mario and Luigi do so. Unfortunately, Luigi has a wrench]
Officer 2: Aaah! He's got a wrench!
Officer 1: Take him down!
[Officers shoot Luigi]
Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! He's-a marinating in his own Ragù! You killed-a my brother! You sons of-a bitches! [grabs a machine gun and shoots the 2 Officers and blows up the police cars. A helicopter is also shot down and crashes into a nearby building]
[The army and SWAT show up]
Mario: You'll never take me alive, you mother— [everyone shoots him] Ughh!
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