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[Chelsie and Grandma are knitting] Mom: Ma, don't teach Chelsie that girly crap! This isn't the dark ages. [gives the Barbie doll to Chelsie] Here. Grandma: Ohh, and the fashion doll with big watermelon boobs teaches the right lessons, huh? That's-That's what going on? Mom: Barbie is a frickin' race car driver these days, Ma! She bungee jumps in Paracelsus, and I think there's even a bomb disposal robot accessory. Chelsie: Thank you for the Barbie. [pulls the sting on the Barbie's back] Barbie: [voice box] Girls could do anything. Especially, men. Let me be absolutely clear about that. Chelsie: All right, Barbie! Lets have adventures! [One hour later, the Doctor pulled the blanket to show Mom and Grandma that Chelsie died] Mom: [gasps] That's her! That's my little girl... [crying] Grandma: How did this happen?! Doctor: Well, Chelsie's race car hit the wall in its speeds in excess of two hundred miles in hour. So, pfft. Grandma: Race car?! Where did she get a race car?! Doctor: Girls these days have all sorts of adventures, mam. This isn't the dark ages. Grandma: She was eight years old! Mom: At least, she died doing what she loved, Ma! Grandma: SHE LOVED KNITTING! Doctor: Yes, that's lovely. Now, that you could fill out some forms. [walks with Chelsie's mom] Grandma: [crying] Oh, Chelsie. [to the destroyed Barbie doll] This is your fault! [crying] Whore! [The screen zooms horrifying with the evil laugh sound]

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