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[The sketch opens with the title card Gift of the Maji written in gold letters appearing on a green background. We then see Della Dillingham Young in a store] Della: I'd like to buy a chain for my husband's watch. Chain Salesman: Seventy-five dollars. Della: Oh, my! I can't afford that. Unless... [cut to Della at a barbershop and taking a seat in a barber's chair] I'd like to sell my hair, please. [The female barber pulls out an electric razor and starts shaving Della's hair. Cut to James Dillingham Young at another store] James: I'd like to buy some brushes for my wife's beautiful hair, please. Brush Salesman: Seventy-five dollars. James: For brushes? What the [bleep]? What are they, solid gold? My watch is 75 bucks and it is a [bleep]ing antique! [A short pause; cut to James at home; Della, who is now bald, enters] James: What the [bleep] happened to you? Della: I wanted to buy you a chain for your watch, so, I sold my hair to do it! James: Holy [bleep]! You look like you have cancer! Couldn't you have just let me keep my beautiful wife for Christmas? Della: You don't like it? James: Well here's where the irony kicks in. I wanted to get you hairbrushes for Christmas, but the man said I'd have to sell my watch to afford them! Della: Oh, no! You sold your watch? James: [Bleep], no! What, am I crazy?! For brushes?! I think the cat brush is just as [bleep]ing good and that thing was a buck-fifty! Della: So, you didn't get me brushes? James: What, did they shave your ears too?! I said no, already! Della: Oh... [chuckles] Then what did you get me? James: [gives Della a set of lingerie] Lingerie! Now, go pop that sucker on! [puts a Santa hat on Della's bald head] This too! Della: [drops the lingerie] Yeaahhh...I'm gonna go stay with my mom for a while.

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