Jerry: I still can't believe, you're going out on a blind date.
Elaine: I'm not worried. It sounds like he's really good looking.
Jerry: You're going by sound? What are we, whales?
Elaine: I think I can tell.
Jerry: Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good looking?
Elaine: 25 percent.
Jerry: 25 percent, you say? No way! It's like 4 to 6 percent. It's a 20 to 1 shot.
Elaine: You're way off.
Jerry: Way off? Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It's like a leper colony down there.
Elaine: So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable?
Jerry: UNDATEABLE!
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