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[Cut to the morning where Mr. Krabs walks to work crying, and SpongeBob walks in laughing.] SpongeBob: Takin' him to the cleaners! That's a hot one! [Mr. Krabs leans against the Krusty Krab doors] How'd the card game go last night, Mr. Krabs? Mr. Krabs: I lost. SpongeBob: Barnacles, Mr. Krabs! How much money did ya lose? Mr. Krabs: I didn't lose any money. [sheds away a tear] I lost... SpongeBob: Don't tell me you lost the Krusty Krab! Mr. Krabs: I lost... [SpongeBob grabs him] SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, please tell me you didn't lose the... Krabby Patty secret formula! Mr. Krabs: I... lost... [points to SpongeBob] YOU! SpongeBob: What? Mr. Krabs: I bet your contract, and I lost. SpongeBob: [stares blankly, then laughs] Good one, Mr. Krabs. Well, I gotta go make those Krabby Patties. [begins to walk to the door, but Mr. Krabs' claw stops him. After continually walking and getting nowhere, he falls to the floor] Mr. Krabs: I'm afraid... you don't work here anymore. Squidward: [runs out the door to the two] Please tell me this isn't a joke. SpongeBob: Go on, Mr. Krabs. Tell him. Tell him all about your cruel, sick joke. Plankton: [walks over] As much as I love cruel, sick jokes, I'm afraid he's not joking. [points at SpongeBob] You work for me now, SpongeBob. [whips out a bucket with the initials "CB" on it] Time to put on the official Chum Bucket bucket helmet. [jumps onto SpongeBob's head, kicks off the Krusty Krew hat and puts the bucket on his head. SpongeBob screams and runs to Mr. Krabs while knocking Plankton and the bucket off his head] SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs, I don't wanna work for him! [tugs at Krabs' shirt collar] I wanna work for you, here at the Krusty Krab! [he and Krabs start crying loudly and hug] Mr. Krabs: I'm sorry, boy! It's all my fault! Plankton: [pretending to sound genuinely sad] What kind of cold, heartless person would break apart such a loving relationship? [whips out a crowbar] I would! [jumps up and uses the crowbar to pry SpongeBob off Krabs. SpongeBob goes flying with Mr. Krabs' arms still clung to him] Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! [slams into a cage and Krabs' arms fly off him. Plankton walks over and shuts the door] Plankton: This is your greatest blunder, Krabs. For fifteen years, I've been throwin' those card games just waitin' for you to slip up. I may not have the precious Krabby Patty formula, but I've got the next best thing: the guy who makes 'em! [a propeller emerges from the cage] I'm gonna run you out of business, Krabs! [the propeller spins and pilots SpongeBob into the Chum Bucket] SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! [cries and then stops] Can I have my arms back? [Plankton walks over and throws the arms on Krabs' head.]

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