Mr. Krabs: Huh? The Krusty Krab, she's empty! All hands on deck! Batten the front doors! Brace the cash register! Break out the happy snacks! Squidward, where have all me beautiful paying customers gone?
Squidward: Apparently, the two barnacle-mouth brothers just learned a new word, and SpongeBob just said it over the intercom.
Mr. Krabs: Well, what was it? What did he say?
Squidward: Uh, he said, uh, well, he said... [whispers the word]
Mr. Krabs: Huh?
Squidward: [whispers the word again]
Mr. Krabs: [gasps] SpongeBob and friend! Front and center! Why, I oughta make the two of you paint the Krusty Krab for using such language!
SpongeBob: But, Mr. Krabs, we were only using our sentence enhancers.
Patrick: Yeah, it's fancy talk.
Mr. Krabs: There ain't nothing fancy about that word!
SpongeBob: You mean [dolphin chirp]?
Mr. Krabs: Yes, that one! Now quit saying that! It's a bad word!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Bad word?!
Mr. Krabs: Yes, siree, that's bad word number 11. In fact, there are 13 bad words you should never use.
Squidward: Don't you mean there are only 7?
Mr. Krabs: Not if you're a sailor. [laughs]
SpongeBob: Wow, 13.
Patrick: That's a lot of [dolphin noise] bad words.
Mr. Krabs: Okay, boys, I want you to promise me you'll never use that word again.
SpongeBob and Patrick: We promise.
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