Jimmy: This is my 27th greatest invention ever. Behold, the Neutronic Monster Maker!
Sheen: Sweet name.
Jimmy: Simply select a monster, step under the cone of creation, and it'll realign your molecules to make you look like that monster- down to each horrifying atom.
Carl: Cool! But Sheen, you got to promise that when you're scary, you won't scare me.
Sheen: My word is my bond.
Jimmy: I've downloaded every monster imaginable. I have 102 different monsters to choose from. Here are your choices. [clears throat] A werewolf…
Sheen: That's it- I want to be the wolf guy!
Jimmy: Sheen, I have 101 other monsters.
Sheen: I know, Jimmy, but it's been my lifelong dream to be covered in hair.
Jimmy: All right, werewolf it is. What about you, Carl? The Hunchback of Notre Dame?
Carl: Uh… too hunchy.
Jimmy: The blob?
Carl: Too blobby.
Jimmy: The Phantom of the Opera?
Carl: Too Opera-y.
Jimmy: Frankenstein?
Sheen: "Frahnkenshteen."
Carl: No, I don't like his wardrobe. I'm more of a summer. [gasps] Who's the guy with the cape?
Jimmy: Dracula.
Carl: Yeah, he has a cape. I want to be Dracula!
Jimmy: All right, Dracula and a werewolf it is.
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