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[The Candy Bar; Sheen, with his head increased in size, is having an argument with Sam over a jar of jelly beans] Sheen: I said, give me my free sundae! Sam: And I said there's no way you could've known there were 12,082 beans in that jar without cheating, yeah! Sheen: I told you, I used a complex algorithm, based on the dimensions of the jar! Sam: Uh-huh. Yesterday you thought seashells were money. Today you're using algorithms? Sheen: Yesterday, I wasn't a genius! Now give me my ice cream, monkey boy! [grabs and pulls Sam by the shirt; turns around to Carl] I heard that, Carl! Carl: I didn't say anything. Sheen: I heard your thoughts! You think I'm being an annoying doofus?! [turns back around] Jimmy: [arrives with the Brain Drain helmet] Carl, I found the Brain Drain helmet and got here as fast as I… [notices Sheen's increased head] Leapin' leptons! What happened to Sheen's head?! Cindy: Neutron, this has your stink all over it! Carl: Jimmy, Sheen's brain is still growing! And he's also being an annoying doofus. Sheen: I knew it! Jimmy: Sheen, the math test is over, so it's time to turn you back to normal. Sheen: I don't want to go back! I'm seeing things clearly for the first time! Besides, everyone loves the new me! Jimmy, Carl, Cindy, Libby, Nick, and Butch: NO, WE DON'T! Sheen: SILENCE! [All the lights in the Candy Bar go out] Jimmy: Trust me, Sheen. You don't want to be a genius, always having to help people with homework… Libby: Always endangering the town with your stupid inventions… Cindy: Always being a pain in the butt… Jimmy: Nobody asked you! [to Sheen] So I'm just gonna put this helmet back on your head, and- Sheen: Don't come any closer, Neutron! Jimmy: Butch, Nick, grab him! [Butch and Nick grab hold of him] Sheen: [maliciously] You disappoint me, Jimmy. [pushes Jimmy backwards across the floor as it breaks up in a line and starts laughing evilly with an evil grin; after commercial break, telekinetically pushes out Butch and Nick] Sam: Hey, little big head! I just cleaned there! Sheen: [rising from his seat and into the air] My intelligence is wasted here! I should be building empires, commanding armies! Today Retroville, tomorrow, THE WORLD! [conjures up a ball of lighting in his hands, launches it at the ceiling, creating a big hole, and flies out of the Candy Bar at vast speed] Libby: Don't tell me that's just hormones. Jimmy: I don't understand it! I was only trying to boost his IQ so he'd pass the math test! Cindy: Oh! [gets in his face] Is that all? And what if we all went around freakishly enlarging our friends' heads, huh?! Butch: Ooh! Me first! Me first! [pause; confused] Was that a rhetorical question?

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