Trevor: (on TV; proposes to Hilary) Hilary Banks!
Hilary: Yes, Trevor?!
Trevor: Will you marry me?! (slams into the ground; whole family and Geoffrey watch in disbelief)
Will: I ain't no bungee expert or nothin', but I don't think he's supposed to be slammin' into the ground like that.
(The footage of Trevor's untimely death is cut to a "Please Stand By" message)
Hilary: "Please Stand By"? Great, the president's about to interrupt my marriage proposal.
Philip: Let's just pray that Trevor's okay. (later, after returning from Trevor's funeral) It was a lovely service.
Will: Trevor didn't look so bad for a dude that had a concrete facelift.
Carlton: Fool, like that was his real head.
Phil: Could you two show a little compassion? Your sister is right behind you.
(Hilary comes into the room, wearing a black wedding dress with Vivian comforting her)
Hilary: I still can't understand.
Vivian: Sweetheart, the lord giveth and the lord taketh away.
Hilary: No, I mean technically, am I a widow or what? This is all my fault, if I hadn't asked for a special proposal, Trevor would've been in my arms, instead of in my purse. (Pulls out a small urn.) I love you, Trevor. (Cries)
Will: Um, Hilary? Trevor wasn't cremated.
Hilary: Eww! Then who this? (Hands the urn to Will who in turn, passes the urn to Geoffrey.)
Geoffrey: (Holding the urn) I see him to the door, sir.
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