Ray: Randy, why don't you ask Jim where he's been for the last few nights between three and five or nine and eleven fifteen? Go ahead, ask him where he's going.
Randy: Well, he's playing bridge at the hospital, Ray!
Ray: Playin' bridge my arse! He's going down to the strip club gettin' drunk every night and tellin' everyone he's off the booze. And you know why, Randy? Because Jim Lahey is a fuckin' drunk and he always will be!
[Randy grabs Jim's water bottle]
Randy: Gimme a drink!
Jim: Randy.
Randy: Gimme a drink!
Jim: Let it go, Randy!
[Randy lets go of the bottle and it splashes all over him as Jim pulls away; Randy puts his tongue to the liquid that spilled on his hand]
Randy: It's vodka!
Jim: 131-proof, straight up. I'm fuckin' wasted!
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